Do you know how Sean Connery says, ‘Shasta?’ … Shasta.
Q:Are you going to "The Beatles: The Lost Concert" movie premier in a few weeks?
Anonymous
Didn’t know such a thing was occurring, so mayhaps, mayhaps not haha
Bro (Ke$ha “Blow” Parody)
Huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh
Bro
Collars popped
My little pony
We eat all our whey
Love dubstep yes please
Drink that brewski
Do some hazing
Now you’re one of us
A douchebag like me
It’s time to tap the keg
And wear the toga gowns
(This place about to)
Tonight we’re tearing sleeves off
Biceps sticking out
This place about to bro
Bro
This place about to bro
Bro
This place about to bro
Bro
This place about to bro
Bro
This place about to
Sup brah (Brah)
We’re getting Petrone
We drink all we want
We chug Four Loko
Cans and Trojans
Cover the floor
Were all petty dicks
Do curls when we’re bored (Ha)
It’s time to booze your mind
And drink the PBR
(This place about to)
Let’s play some shooter games
Chainsaws on Gears of War
This place about to bro
Bro
This place about to bro
Bro
This place about to bro
Bro
This place about to bro
Bro
This place about to
(Bro)
Be, be, be, be inane
Be inane
Wear some Tapout
Put some swag on him
Let me see them tans
Let me, let me see them tans
Be inane
Be inane
Wear some Tapout
Put some swag on him
Let me see them tans
Let me, let me see them tans (C’mon)
We are drinking, broseph (Bro)
Get your polo, broseph (Bro)
This place about to bro
Bro
This place about to bro
Bro (Oh)
This place about to bro (Oh)
Bro
This place about to bro
Bro
This place about to
We Are Gym Leaders (Queen “We Are The Champions” Parody)
I choose Geodude time after time
I’ve got Staryu to attack with deadly brine
And I’ve evolved a great Raichu
I’ve orchards, plants, to distract while my Scyther cuts through you
We are gym leaders, my friend
And we’ll keep battling til the end
We are gym leaders, we are gym leaders
No time for posers cause we are gym leaders of Kanto
I’ve got Venemoth in my ninja halls
You go through teleporters and fight psionic Kadabra, I’ll beat you all
You have to fight my bud Magmar, with riddles too
I am the best, the last boss and my Rhydon will drill your face and I ain’t gonna lose
We are gym leaders, my friend
And we’ll keep battling til the end
We are gym leaders, we are gym leaders
No time for posers cause we are gym leaders of Kanto
We are gym leaders, my friend
And we’ll keep battling til the end
We are gym leaders, we are gym leaders
No time for posers cause we are gym leaders of Kanto
Such Great Frights (The Postal Service “Such Great Heights” Parody)
I am afraid it’s a sign that the madness
In your eyes are Elder Beings and they’ll
Come when stars’re perfectly aligned
And I have to speculate that the Old Ones
Did drool from inside mucus starfish shape like
Muzzle just for doomsday
And true, tentacles like to clench, but
Its thoughts like Theirs that eat my troubled
Brain and long away the stars are laughing at my death
When you fleeing Them on the road for
Several weeks or more and when you scan
The radio, I know the static will end hope
They will see us screaming from such great
Frights, ‘come down now,’ they’ll say
The madness spreads from the distant ocean, R’lyeh,
‘Come down now,’ and we’ll pray…
They will burn our minds to dust despite our
Tear’d pleas and the persistent beat They sound might
Break all of reality
And I frankly won’t survive. You will bear
The shrillest highs and lowest lows with
The windows ground when They start calling earth home
They will see us screaming from such great
Frights, ‘come down now,’ they’ll say
The madness spreads from the distant ocean, R’lyeh,
‘Come down now,’ and we’ll pray…
They will see us screaming from such great
Frights, ‘come down now,’ they’ll say
The madness spreads from the distant ocean, R’lyeh,
‘Come down now,’ and we’ll pray…
Shia LaBeouf (La Roux “Bulletproof” Parody)
Been there, done that messed around
I’m ruining fun, I brought it down
I don’t need help to make a bad movie
Robots punch me in the face
Jokes on them I’m hard to erase
Decepticons are just not gonna win
Burning budgets shore to shore
Just don’t realize my skills are poor
I get turned on to make men fall and weep
Been there, done that messed around
I’m ruining fun, I brought it down
I don’t need help to make a bad movie
Because, baby, I’m Shia LaBeouf
Because, baby, I’m a giant douche
I will run this ship aground
My head is big, I’m much too proud
Won’t walk away from filming ‘till its dead
Do, do, do my very worst
Will leave your inner child hurt
There’s certain scripts that should be left unread
Tick, tick, tick, goes my career
Is running out, times drawing near
Oh baby, my time is running out
There’s no time to turn around
Will run Hollywood to the ground
Will take you down with me there’s no doubt
Because, baby, I’m Shia LaBeouf
Because, baby, I’m a giant douche
Because, baby, I’m Shia LaBeouf
Because, baby, I’m a giant douche
Because, baby, I’m Shia LaBeouf
Because, baby, I’m a giant douche
Because, baby, I’m Shia LaBeouf
Because, baby, I’m a giant douche
Because, baby, I’m Shia LaBeouf
Because, baby, I’m a giant douche
Knock Out (Ke$ha “Tik Tok” Parody)
Wake up in the morning feeling like Dratini
Grab my Dexter, I’m out the door, I’m gonna skip this city
Before I leave, grab my bike and a poke’ ball sack
‘Cause when I leave for the league, I ain’t coming back
I’m talking swimming for a Slowbro
Throwing rocks at Cubone, bone
Haunter busy with moans, moans
Pewter is one of my favorite cities
Show up at Giovanni’s
Gonna attack him with swipes of fury
Voltorb, go and pop
Voltorb, blow his weedle up
Tonight, I’mma fight
‘Til we see the sunlight
Knock out with Psyduck
But the battle don’t stop, no
Voltorb, go and pop
Voltorb, blow his weedle up
Tonight, I’mma fight
‘Til we see the sunlight
Knock out with Psyduck
But the battle don’t stop, no
I gotta walk all world, and got plenty of gear
Got the prize money in my pocket, cause Blastoise used leer
And now, the trainers’ lining up cause they hear I got swagger
But I kick em to the curb with my level six Charmander
Hitmonchan going to attack with fire punch, punch
Snorlax gonna rest and munch, munch
Joy and Jen play other side just a hunch, hunch
Now, now, I go until we beat down, down
Or Jenny shut us down, down
Jenny shut us down, down
Jen-jen shut us
Voltorb, go and pop
Voltorb, blow his Weedle up
Tonight, I’mma fight
‘Til we see the sunlight
Knock out with Psyduck
But the battle don’t stop, no
Voltorb, go and pop
Voltorb, blow his Weedle up
Tonight, I’mma fight
‘Til we see the sunlight
Knock out with Psyduck
But the battle don’t stop, no
Potion, you build me up
Gon’ break you down
My ball, it’s round
Yeah, you caught me
With hit points low
I’m caught fo’ sho’
Your ball is round
Yeah, you caught me
Potion, you build me up
Gon’ break you down
My ball, it’s round
Yeah, you caught me
With hit points low
I’m caught fo’ sho’
I’m caught fo’ sho’
Now, the battle don’t start ‘til I choose you
Voltorb, go and pop
Voltorb, blow his Weedle up
Tonight, I’mma fight
‘Til we see the sunlight
Knock out with Psyduck
But the battle don’t stop, no
Voltorb, go and pop
Voltorb, blow his Weedle up
Tonight, I’mma fight
‘Til we see the sunlight
Knock out with Psyduck
But the battle don’t stop, no
They may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not.
